My wife sitting in the flower-bed in our garden. Ok, ok it's not actually in our garden, but she is actually my wife. I wouldn't pretend to have a wife when I didn't, oh come on!

We were married on June 8th 1996, put that date in your diary, send us cards, presents, any financial donation will do nicely.

Talking of financial donations, Karen is an accountant. So, before I can spend any money I have to ok it with the boss. No, I don't wear the trousers in this household, more of a short skirt...